Someone who farts in the bath tub and eats the bubbles.
I walked into the bathroom and there that dork was.
the act of flipping your penis up into the waistline of your pants in order to hide an erection when you stand up.
Mike: "Dude i had a boner in class today and the teacher called me up to the board!"
Jim: "No way dude! what'd you do?"
Mike: "Gave myself a dork"
Can be used to describe a whale penis.
hey liz look at that giant dork, which i am not. it is the penis of a whale. and you are a cunt
People who have conversations on AIM through their away messages. This really happens.
This is a sad state of affairs so I'm not even going to put an example. It's just something dorks do.
An object that has been misaligned just enough to preventing it from working properly; bent; twisted; opposite of "tweaked".
The door won't close all the way because somebody bumped into it and dorked it;
(n)Sonny a beautiful intelligent woman. one who has many goals that she will fulfill. who has the soul of a five year old. Hannah Montana's stalker.
not a whales penis