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a dumpkin blumpkin is combination of receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a crap. after you finish cumming inside the mouth of the lucky male or female you take their head and dunk it up and down in your fecal matter. this sexual move usually works best with the beer shits or any kind of diarhea for that matter. once finished with the dunkin of the partner usually a hasty exaunt is quite necessary.
Because the party was extremely crowded Willma and Dan went to the restroom to hook up. Dan sat down on the toilet in order to comfortably receive a blowjob; little did Willma know what was in store for her. Dan began shitting uncontrollably at the same time he ejaculated into her mouth. After ejaculating in her mouth Dan in a diarrhea induced rage then forcefully pushed her head in and out of the diarrhea ridden toilet bowl. Dan is such a badass because he gave Willma a dunkin blumpkin and didn't go to prison.
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dunkin' donuts (dun-kin dough-nuts)
A sex act in which a male inserts his testicles in another persons rectum.
"I said dunkin' donuts you crazy Chinese bitch!"
OR
Woman: "Just what the hell do you think your doing?"
Man: "I said dunkin' donuts youn crazy Chinese bitch!"
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the meanIng of Whats dunkin means wats up or wats good when you just sat down to drink something that gets you hyper or you just say it to be cooL yOu say it when like you haVE so much energy YOU just dont care
i had an enegry drink
really!!
whats dunkin son?!
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Term used to describe the act of Skinny dipping for a really fat person. (Taylor)
"Omg is Taylor skinny dipping?"
"No she is too fat to be skinny dipping, she is chunka dunkin' "!
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Dunkins are Charli damelio’s fan base, they fake abuse, lie, don’t use tws, ect.
Person 1: did you hear person 3 is a charlis dunkin..
Person2: brooo I actually thought they were cool..
charlis dunkins are lame
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The act of cumming on a plain doughnut then dipping it into shit coffee.
How to:
1. Take a shit in a bowl
2. Let it dry out for a couple days
3. Grind it up and mix with 2 cups hot water
4. Take 2 tablespoons of shampoo and dry it out using a hair drier
5. Grind up the shampoo using a dirty PVC pipe
6. Add the shampoo topping to the coffee
7. Cum on a plain doughnut
8. Dip the doughnut in the coffee
9. Enjoy!
Person A: Mmm, this Doughnut is so delicious! Where'd you get it?
Person B: It's a home made Dunkin' Doughnuts
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Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.
"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."
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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"
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