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textil dysfunction

Much similar to erectile dysfunction except it only occurred over text

My boyfriend is no fun over text, it's like he has textil dysfunction or something

by Jose Hernendes January 19, 2016


dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.

Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.

by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023


*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.

Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022


Ejectile Dysfunction

noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.

2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.

My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.

by MoleMan_0828 January 10, 2016


dissociative sexual identity dysfunction

Dissociative -a detachment from reality

Sexual - have to do with sexual intercourse
Identity- to be the same or ones personality
Dysfunction-malfunction
Basically it is when a person hear auditory hallucinations and racing thought , detachment from reality occurs causing a person to have sexual relations with person place or things including children

Causing a sexual abuse molestation

Eron suffered from dissociative sexual identity dysfunction

by rafael e Reyes January 12, 2019


dysfunctional creative

Someone who is creative but doesn't know what to do with their life or what they are passionate about.

I am a dysfunctional creative.

by dysf October 1, 2020


Dysfunctional

Not Operating Normally Or Properly

"The Minds Of The Hype House Are Dysfunctional" (Good Sentence Isn't It)

by SkrtZ On YT May 1, 2021