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A person that everyone likes and will deal with they can do anything
Damn Your the best person ever
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The Best Day Ever is both the greatest yet most annoying song ever made by Tom Kenny, Spongebob Squarepants voice actor.
The ear-raping tune was made for the Spongebob Squarepants movie (The first one). It was also used in a episode with the annoying little yellow asshole singing the song while riding a huge Krabby Patty.
Person 1: What song so you wanna hear?
Person 2: The Best Day Ever by Spongebob Squarepants.
Person 1: Da faq you say bitch?
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The best cookie ever is the chocolate chip cookie. Oatmeal raisin can go suck it.
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A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.
-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.
-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.
-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.
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Her telling you she's pregnant and letting you believe it while telling all her friends that she's kidding. You don't find out until after everyone else has had a cheap laugh.
The Worst Trick ever has been played on me twice now.
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To find your one and only and live happily with them for the rest of your life. To be constantly happy with no end.love
Cinderella-i love you
Prince Charming- I love you too
*wedding bells*
they lived Happily ever after
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