easter massacre

after Easter when you eat a bunch of chocolate Easter bunnies and the shame that follows.

Just had an easter massacre and felt horrible about myself. Those bunnies didn't know what hit them.

Easter Eggs

slang for MDMA (Ecstacy). A stress is usually placed on the 'e'.

I'm looking to roll, got some Easter Eggs.

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Easter Basket

A Easter Basket is filling a clean, public toilet with huge solid pieces of oblong dookie. Then leaving it, where they all fill the bowl perfectly like a bowl full of eggs and french loaves. It's a perfect gift that surprises the next person who happens to open the bathroom door.

I'mma kill Tiffany! That nasty bitch left a easter basket swirling in the office's one toilet.

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Easter bunny

A creapy guy in a buny suit who has a fetish for chickens

"oh my god! The easter bunny's fuggin chickins"

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easter basket

First you get a girl and put rabbit ears on her then sit her on your lap facing away from you. You then place your penis in her anus, and grab her underneath the kness and pull her kness to her chest. You then bounce her up and down on your penis likes a happy easter bunny. She also must yelp out, "Eggs for my basket, give me eggs for my basket!"

I was all out of candy so I gave Luke's mom the ol' easter basket instead!
Bitch was mad happy son!

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Easter Egging

Taken from the mainstream term of "Easter Egg". When a person or object makes random appearances throughout a story, video, movie , series, or game that typically goes unnoticed on the first viewing.

Yo in Lil Dicky's Freaky Friday video did you notice that Asian Guy easter egging through the whole music video?

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easter-egg

verb. When a technician of any variety has no idea where the problem really is and tries various solutions hoping to get lucky.

He's clueless, he couldn't troubleshoot a toaster, he's just easter-egging

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