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The song sung by Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.
Cum with me,
And you'll see,
A world of pure ejaculation
When you pass out due to exhaustion shortly after busting a nut, and are plunged into deep sleep.
Dude, last night I slept 12 hours because of an ejaculative slumber!
When a hypebeast, who usually boasts over his ability to perform sexually, suffers from premature ejaculation.
Chris had to put a quarter in the cum-too-soon jar again after supremature ejaculating on his Nike/off—white Jordan’s that just arrived in the mail.
When the pussy so good and you lose control and accidentally cum in her
My girl's mad at me for unsolicited ejaculation
When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.
Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.
Finishing your manly ammunition even before your target appears.
Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation
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Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anything from pulling out and busting a nut on her face/ear to such famed manuevers as the spiderman, superman or even the gorilla.
Erin wasn't too impressed when Shawn pulled an immature ejaculation and came on her nose.
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