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finger eleven

The result of a good night out for a man with a small penis.

I met this girl, got her drunk, took her home and gave her finger eleven raw.

by Gawd July 20, 2004


Eleven Eighty-two

Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \i-ˈle-vən ˈā-tē ˈtü\

An Eleven Eighty-two is an individual of certain body dimensions which cannot be accommodated by conventional seating such as airplane seats or roller-coaster seats. An Eleven Eighty-two requires additional or modified seating space.

The term originated in the south-eastern United States in the early 21st century. Particularly, the term developed in Orlando Florida at the theme park, Universal's Islands of Adventure. It first came into usage as a discrete coded terminology for park employees to identify individuals who could not be accommodated by the attraction's seating.

The term Eleven Eighty-two has become synonymous with an individual who exhibits an unreasonable level of morbid obesity; thus, the requirement for additional or modified seating. It has since entered common vernacular, also as a discrete coded terminology to identify serious fatties. Ironically, however, its wide-spread usage has eliminated the secrecy of the term.

Usage 1) Park attraction operator: "We've got an Eleven Eighty-two in row one. Relocate them to the modified seating in row five."

Usage 2) "I've got the nastiest mobile upload of this Eleven Eighty-two I saw last night. I'm gonna tag you in it."

by Dorian Dark August 04, 2009


7 eleven smell

The smell acquired upon entrance into any 7 eleven in the United States. The stench consists of a mixture of cigarettes, urinal cakes, and slurpee that soaks into ones clothing. Smell can linger up to a half a day on a person.

"What is that stench Harold, it smells like you have been hanging out in a urinal smoking cigarettes and drinking a slurpee".

"No man quite the contrary, I just ran into 7 eleven to pick up some slimjims and in the process acquired that odd 7 eleven smell".

by crazylegsmarky November 20, 2008


eleven short of a dozen

predicate adjective.

crazy, strange; descriptive of someone who does or says something stupid

I wondered if my brother was eleven short of a dozen when he asked whether I knew his name.

by gtstack October 11, 2006


seven eleven punks

seven eleven punks are the kids that hang out infrount of a seven eleven and bug you when you walk into the seven eleven.. seven eleven punks make mall rats and others look better

For a Example of this goto your loco seven eleven or get Harold & kumar goto white castle on dvd and watch that

by Maxwell March 15, 2005


Eee-o eleven

1. A song by Sammy Davis Jr.

2. A term for a perfect Craps game gone sour

3. A Concept for which a person wishes and acheieves the perfect life. you have money, power and so many ways to show it off. With A block long limo with its driver, a penthouse with spending money laying about, and good looking people surrouding you. and then suddenly Its taken from you in an instant. like as if a single dice roll destroyed your life and your dreams.

Eee-o Eleven Strikes again ha ha with its patent pending tragic irony.

by Theamazinggeek February 21, 2019


Eleven O'Clock Princess

(used only in UK) - 1) A potential female sexual partner only chosen because it's eleven o'clock at night (last orders) and you still haven't pulled. 2) A not-too-pretty female who you wouldn't look twice at sober, but who takes on a princess-like aura by eleven o'clock, usually after you've had a number of drinks.

"Look at her! She is gorgeous!"
"Nah you pisshead. She's just an eleven o'clock princess"

by Marc GJ May 19, 2004