Me: Hey Elliott I’m going to make an Urban Dictionary thing calling you a dumbass
Elliott: Ok
The hottest, sexiest, biggest sonic simp you've ever seen- NO HE ISN'T A FURRY HE JUST LIKES HIM! SHUSH OKAY! Thank you- now he is extremely shy but will open up easily if you literally simp over shadow like he does. He is a huge sonadow shipper and if you hate that ship and say it's weird he will hate you forever but apart from that he is very kind.
"Elliott I am your shadow."
"I- yes please-"
Elliott just makes you hard from the get go, yes he is a boy, yes you could be straight, not anymore! Elliott makes everyone hard whether you like it or not! When I see Elliott, I get harder then steel, and I get sodden panties. He sends an electric shot of jizz through my anus. He is longer then an anaconda, and can bend in even more ways. Be warned though, he has impregnated both genders since he was a fetus.
I got fucked by Elliott when he was in the woumb
Nice? But how?
The Jotta finds a way
Elliott is a really kind-hearted person who cares about many people. If you dated someone with the name Elliott, treat him well. He will do the same to you.
"You see that person over there? His name must be Elliott
The best smelling and most mysterious man in the room, youll feel a certain caliber when your with this guy. He's 10 steps ahead while making you laugh. Nobody cares like him, he's got a lionheart and puts everyone first. He's fierce but gentle. You can't beat him, so you might as well join him. He knows something about almost everything. The biggest Manchester city fan you'll ever find. And the biggest now or never liver of life. Life with him is worth living, . He doesn't like to rely on others but if he does it means your special. Loyal for life. Blessed and never pressed.
He can do anything and makes you feel like you can do everything too.
When youre around him you want to see him smile and hear him laugh.
Impeccable style aka super hot, he'll kill you with kindness then his humor.... Then his dick. They only make one of him every million years.
A: is he a gent in the streets and a gent in the sheets?
B: that's elliott
Elliott is a guy with a serious problem Skye and Reyna from valorant . hes has body pillows of leia skywalker and wonder women and is a huge geography NERD. An Elliott is very shy and doesn't even know what deodorant is . The perfect name for Elliott is smelly-it.
Person 1: haha looks its Elliott
Person 2: Lol he's such a smelly-itt