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emo kids

Underground of shame: a load of 17 year olds sitting around with floppy fringes, geeky glasses, tight t-shirts, tight trousers, studded belts, and trainers the size of your house, talking about how un-emo they are and how much they hate emo kids. And then all going home, writing embarrassing poetry, cutting their arms with a butter knife, calling the ambulance when they draw blood, and then crying and wishing their parents had split up so they had something to write a song about. And then shouting, 'I'M SO EMO!'

Wanker: Do you like emo?
Twat: No
Wanker: Nor do I.
Twat (on his own, playing air guitar, giving himself paper cuts and listening to Funeral For A Friend): I love being one of them emo kids, I'm so fricking emo.
Wanker: *As above*

by Dani Jeans January 6, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo kids

emo kids are well kids that are emo...
i am one kind of, but i dont have black hair im blonde but thats not my fault its just i look scary with black hair...
ooookkkk, movin on, they listen to music such as lost prophets, thrice, thursday, panic at the disco, mcfly...ur i mean funeral for a freind...
they were skinny jeans because they are skinny and like it.
they dont cut themselves thats goths, ughh shudder, they shud play guitar if they a proper one because playin the guitar is "cool". oh and they dont all write poetry or wear horn rimmed glasses

"ooh have you seen those skinny jeans in topman?"
"oh yars there just ravishing master emo kids!"

by ellie` April 5, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo kids

Teens who believe everything that MTV tells them to be gospel, and waste their parents' hard-earned money on flimsy band t-shirts, box-framed glasses and other pre-packaged merchandise courtesy of their local Hot Topic store. Not to mention the CD's containing the emo music, which is a waste of money in itself, because by the time these kids are 23 none of it will even matter.

Bands such as Dashboard Confessional have no reason to cry, because you idiots make them rich.

You don't have to listen to shitty music and wear stupid clothes just to be different. We are all different, and a "crowd" is an abstract idea, not a real thing. It's you who label yourself, not other people. Don't spend money and time chasing uniqueness; you were born with it.

Aww hell, nobody listens to Wes. Screw it. Waste your money.

by Wes July 27, 2004

57๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo kids

People that listen to the worst music in the world and are really stupid. They all say they're straight-edge, and they don't know that say that is really fucking stupid. They cry all the time and have lame pansy-ass mosh pits. The boys wear eyeliner and girl pants ans die their hair black. They put x's around their names (i.e. XxsarahxX) and the bands have stupid names (i.e. Black Love, Your Tears Shattered My Heart). Emo kids cut themselves, but should do it to the point that they all die because I hate them. ALL OF THEM are unique.

1. My sister is an emo kid.

2. The guitarist of My Chemical Romance, a horrible emo band, has stickers that say "PANSY" on his guitar.

3. Emo kids are fucking stupid and should all die.

by George Harrison August 5, 2005

78๐Ÿ‘ 155๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo kids

5 reasons to avoid emo kids

1 they dress up weird
2 I won't be surprised if they had piercings of their hands
3 says they are depressed but is just another fatherless child
4 always says they want to die but does not have the courage to
5 they wear heavy eyeliner to make it look like they're sleep deprived( at least thats what I think)

However, some emo kids are quite chill and they won't be a pain in the ass to deal with

Bob is a person

Bob avoids and ignores emo kids to prevent conflict and drama from happening

Be like bob

by Abosluteclown October 5, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo kid

how to identify an 'emo kid':

-they listen too emo music
-they let everyone beat them up/pick at them
-they hide in dark corners
-they cry all the time
-they slit their wrists
-wear old, dirty clothes
-have "emo hair"(short in the back and a long piece covering one have of their face in the front)
-usually don't have too many friends; sometimes none
-most have "emo glasses" or "nerd glasses"
-worship emo bands(my chemical romance/the used/taking back sunday/hawthorne heights ect.)
-they're always sad or mad; NEVER happy.
-sometimes they like to scream

emo kid:*sitting under a tree*

random person:"hello."

emo kid:"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!! *runs away crying*

random person:"...?"

by Heather May 14, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo Kid

someone who listens to emo music.

or

someone who likes to dress with tight striped tops and jeans and studded belts wears thick rimmed glasses, converse shoes, probably pierced their lip, has black hair with fringe covering face.

going to a taking back sunday concert
listening to the used
writing poems
being open and free to show emotion
becoming a latest trend
apparently being suicidal

by Stephanie Dawn August 1, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž