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The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
When a gamer's parents attempt at having a better child than the gamer and it dies before being born.
"Hey, have you taken money from my wallet?"
"Your money is as existent as Ender's sister."
When the girl in front of you is on her phone, while giving it to her from behind. Just as she's about to text, you thrust into her with the force of a Ford Super Duty F-350 XLT into the back of a Toyota Corolla, sending the phone flying and you're yelling "Green means Go, bitch!!!"
Me: Yo, that chick was so distracted on her phone, I had to give her the Winnipeg Rear-Ender. She was ballistic that her phone was busted and wanted me to be 100% at fault. But Autopac assessed it at 50-50. Shit was sweet!
See: asshole, douchebag, manchild
No examples for this Ender Bean abomination
the hottest person alive. someone who turns into a flustered mess once you try to make anything suggestive towards them. a general stupid, hot idiot.
omg!!!! they're such a ender!!!!!
A person who can date with a dragon, a door and a person named Kayra and 34 people in order to regain their ex.
A bright, chaotic idiot with a taste for trouble. He's usually very charming and enjoys helping people feel better, although he then proceeds to be a complete hypocrite about his words.
Ender is a wonderful person, don't you think?