Exploding Honeybee Penis

a brave male honeybee will make his move. As he grasps the queen, he everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles , and inserts it tightly into the queen's vajay jay. He immediately cums with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.

Holy crap! He really forgot to pull out! Fucking Exploding Honeybee Penis.

Dick About To Explode

Daniel Friendman

Don't touch him, he might jizz at any moment

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Exploding Head Syndrome

A common sensation where one perceives the sound of an explosion, the feeling of a brick hitting their face, or another abrupt sensory impulse that jolts them awake, only to realize they were imagining it. This typically occurs as one is about to fall asleep, when one begins to dream before their body can enter a state of nocturnal atonia.

1: "...gah!!"
2: "Holy shit...! You good, babe?"
1: "Ah... yeah, I'm fine. Just an instance of exploding head syndrome."
2: "Well, good thing your head didn't actually explode, eh?"
1: "Heh... definitely."

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exploding fist pump

An expressive hand gesture in which the individual thrusts their hand forward in a fist in front of them; traditionally extended from the chest parallel to the ground outward. At this point the individual expands the fingers, and then retracts their hand while oscillating their fingers individually upward and downward. This motion is typically used to indicate the individuals proposed ease of completion through which an action was purportedly difficult to achieve.

Jerry was so excited that his okcupid profile got 3 profile views that as he was recalling each of their names to his friends he emphasized each with an exploding fist pump.

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Exploding Blue Ballz

the act of strapping plasma granades to your opponents ballz on the game halo.

I gave Ben about 50 Exploding Blue Ballz cuz he sucks ...umm ballz

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Exploding Horny Teenager

A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.

Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::

Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!

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Your thermos exploded

When the condom breaks inside the woman

Yo I was fucking my girl and she's said "your thermos exploded" .