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a challenge for the hardcore. it resembles destroy dick December where you nut more every day. Fibonacci February follows the pattern of fibonacci where on the first day you nut 1 time, the second day you nut 1 time again, the 3 day you nut 2 times, and following the pattern until the 28th day when you nut 317811 times
person a: "are you doing no nut november?"
person b: "nah man im prepping for destroy dick december"
person c: "your both wussies. im waiting for fibonacci february"
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february 20 is the day when you confess to your crush.
you: that's it, i'm gonna confess to him that i like him.
friend: why? i thought you wanted it to be a secret.
you: well i mean, it's february 20, confess to your crush day.
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February 16th is national Throw that raunchy bitch down the stairs day.
Person: Hey Jessica, it’s finally February 16th, you know what that means. Get the fuck over here.
Jessica: oh no, it isn’t throw that raunchy bitch down the stairs day, is it? AAAH-
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The best day of the year to give birth. People born on February 4th turn out beautiful.
She was born on February 4th wow she is beautiful.
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Throw a seagull at your smartest friend day.
“Today is February 18th! Time to throw a seagull at Jordan!”
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If you were born in this day your fashionable cause you were born when Paris Fashion week happens. You put the Fashion in February and the Pisces in Paris.
February 24, I love it.
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