fetch with ruff ruffman

A children's show on the Public Broadcasting Station (PBS) filmed in Boston, Massachusettes. the show consists of a cartoon dog named Fetch who sends 6 real children ages 10-14 around to Boston area to do challenges to earn points. at the end of the season, the kid with the most points is the fetch grand champ and gets a prize.

My cousin never misses and episode of Fetch with ruff ruffman because she thinks Noah and Rosario are cute.

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thats so fetch

Made popular by the movie mean girls. meaning:thats cool, popular(as in an item),hot,pretty baisicly anything good.

"Describe this shirt,thats so fetch!"

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Fetch me an urn

Expression pronounced by someone who has just heard a joke or story of such high comic value that the listener is instantly deceased. The listener may request an urn from their friends in which to store their remains safely for posterity.

Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.

1: “Did you hear about Gary swimming naked in his boss’s koi pond while stoned.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”

fetch my rapier

What a man says to a woman when he's feeling gay and wants to be penetrated.

Hey Hillary, fetch my rapier, I'm feeling good tonight.

No Bill, why don't you ask Monica instead.

Fetch (Sexual Act)

The Sexual act involving a dog, a ball, a woman and a volunteer. The volunteer throws the ball, aiming it into the woman's vagina. Once the ball is successfuly thrust into the woman's vagina, the dog runs and attempts to grab the ball fromt inside the womans vagina, often eating her out in a rough (ruff) manner. Once the dog returns the bloddy ball back to the volunteer, Fetch has been performed successfuly.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to jessica at the party?
David: No, what?
Mike: Donald was playing with his dog, and eventually ended up performing fetch on Jesicca.
David: Was the dog okay?
Fetch (sexual act)

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stop trying to make fetch happen

When a person is misreading a social situation. It is a quote from “Mean Girls” movie and essentially means give up or let it go or go away because it is a futile pursuit; you are deluded to continue as the other party does not agree.

Person 1 -did u hear from Emily?
Person 2- yeah... but I wish she would give up and stop trying to make fetch happen

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I have betrayed thee! fetch thy rope!

He betrayed jesus because he was a fuck face and now hes swinging from a tree!

jesus got spiked because of this man and he hung himself so jesus wouldnt torture him to death.

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