Fig leafer

Also can be Fig leafing, Fig leafer is a derogatory term for skinny bodybuilders. The origins of the slur may come from the similarities of having a fig leaf over gentitals being visually close to that of bodybuilders wearing small bikinis bottoms. The term is used in Oregon gyms in the Salem area. It is used by powerlifters who want to jokingly put down other lifters for doing cardio and other fancy exercises that promote a lean physique.

Don't let coach Bob catch you doing cardio in those neon spandex leggings or he will forever call you a fig leafer.

Fig-Office

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".

Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.

Figs Fade

A street nigga haircut. A 2 on top low bald fade with the line up

You should get the Figs Fade

Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.

James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!

fig newton

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.

I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.

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Fig-Nigguh

A fruity black man. Referring to gays, lesbians, homosexual, the whole shabang.

The "What what in the butt" guy is a Fig-Nigguh.

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Fig Newton

An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion.

My hairdresser is such a fig newton.

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