Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.

James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!

Fig leafer

Also can be Fig leafing, Fig leafer is a derogatory term for skinny bodybuilders. The origins of the slur may come from the similarities of having a fig leaf over gentitals being visually close to that of bodybuilders wearing small bikinis bottoms. The term is used in Oregon gyms in the Salem area. It is used by powerlifters who want to jokingly put down other lifters for doing cardio and other fancy exercises that promote a lean physique.

Don't let coach Bob catch you doing cardio in those neon spandex leggings or he will forever call you a fig leafer.

fig newton

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.

I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.

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Fig Newton

An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion.

My hairdresser is such a fig newton.

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Fig-Nigguh

A fruity black man. Referring to gays, lesbians, homosexual, the whole shabang.

The "What what in the butt" guy is a Fig-Nigguh.

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swig fig

One does not just become a Swig Fig, one is born a Swig Fig. They spend their days eating Fig Newton's and they enjoy parties at Rippee's. A Swig Fig is NEVER LATE, everyone else is simply early. A swig fig needs to be filet mignoned, and they must work on the Rippeefication process.

Guy: Who is that? He looks like such a swig fig.

Guy #2: He's such a swig fig.

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FIG

An acronym that represents "Fat Indian Guy" or "Fugly Indian Guy" commonly used in the eastern and southwestern regions of the United States.

Nicole: Oh by the way, did you see that shirt i bought?
Diana: oh yeah ...OMG! WATCH OUT! INCOMING FIG!!!!
Nicole: -turns around- OMFG!! Hes so fat!

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