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An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.
Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.
That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!
Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.
So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.
To bank in someone else's ass at an interest rate of 1-2%, depending on age.
This girl is really into becoming a booty-financier at such a young age.
Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.
Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!
Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City
"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho
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Something that Manchester City totally hasn’t breached 115 times
We have 115 Financial fair play charges!!!
Stfu they don’t matter