first post

<Only applicable if the text "first post" (Or similar spellings) is actually in the first post of any given forum, topic, video comments section etc.>
"First post" is most often used to describe ones "ownage" over all other posters that plan on making a comment.
I.E. "I was here first" "I am better than you" etc.
Its childish to most but to those who would hopefully be "First poster", seeing your "first post" stolen can mean a tragic loss emotionally, often accompanied by feelings of hopelessness, failure, despair and in extreme cases, suicide.

First post!
omg first post you all fail.
Wow, nice topic blah blah blah... FIRST POST!
Technically I just got "first post" on the "first post" definition >.>

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First Girlfriend

A lot of guys do pussy/stupid shit when they're whipped on their first ever girlfriend. This is the excuse they can use when their buddies rag on them for it.

Example A)

Guy 1: Remember when you went to Stacey's house in the middle of the night to hang out with her, but she was asleep, and you waited outside til morning? That was some creepy shit, dude!

Guy 2: Yeah...First Girlfriend though.

Guy 1: True, I guess it's ok then.

Example B)

Guy 3: Didn't you tell Bec you loved her after 1 day?

Guy 4: Yeah, but First Girlfriend.

Guy 3: Fair enough.

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FIRST TRY

A term generally used by skateboarders when they land a trick on their first attempt.
It can be used in any scenario, not necessarily just skateboarding. For example, you could land a water bottle flip and say "first try.”

"He just landed a tre flip FIRST TRYYYY!"
"FIRST TROOOYYYY!"

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Sloppy Firsts

Used to indicate a person who has such a large penis, that even when he gets some badly used up poon, it would be like having sex for the first time due to said large penis

Friend: That girl is a ho, I bet she was loose like a jellyfish?
Me: Au contraire, my dick is so big it was sloppy firsts to me.
Friend: What are sloppy firsts?
Me: Something you will never experience....

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April First

Apart from being April Fool's Day, the official termination of the four-month torture all Regular Decision high school seniors must endure.

John: I applied Regular Decision by the January 1st deadline. It's April First and I got rejected from all my colleges. What the hell do I do now?

Larry: Phoenix Online?

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first person

1. Noun
A type of narrative in which the protagonist relates their story using the pronoun ‘I’.

2. Noun
A type of game in which the player plays as themselves from their own perspective or as a single character from that characters perspective.

1. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins was written in the first person.
2. Call of Duty is a first person shooter video game.

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first strike

Upon the end of a relationship, the act of changing one's Facebook relationship status to "single" before the other party has the chance to do so.

Yeah, I just got dumped, but at least I got first strike.

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