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The act of pleasuring a woman by eating her out.
She gave me a flight to Boston so I gave her a flight to Sweden.
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"Hey, Tony, what happened to Jimmy?"
"We put him on a flight to Vegas."
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"Hey, why are you so late?"
"Dude, my keys were totally Flight 370. Couldn't find them anywhere."
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An unpredictable person who has terrible organisational skills when it comes to thier own life. They cannot be relied on to make plans or be involved in activities that require any kind of careful preparation.
Tony: "Hey Hank, is Matt bringing the birthday cake for the surprise party?"
Hank: "Nah, i dont trust him after he forgot it last time. He's a total flight risk!"
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a man who has nothing to hide and tends to have a huge dick. he never gets turned down. he is like the fonze of the 21st century. he is also known as milner cool.
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The person who waits on you on planes. Guys are usually gayer than Christmas at Macy*s. I don't say that in a disparaging way as I am gay myself. They and their usually straight female coworkers usually have ADHD and think of serving peanuts and drinks in a cramped tube with stale, sick air circulating is somehow glamorous. They usually didn't go to or finish college.
How to piss off a flight attendant: Hey Mary, you fucking Waffle House waitress of the skies! Pull the lead out of your ass and bring me some more peanuts and another glass of pineapple juice! And make it snappy!
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For a person that isn't reliable, or trustworthy enough.
You cannot coexist with a person like this, cause simply he/she will make you regret it cause he/she sounds like ticking time bomb of unfortunate events.
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Person A:
I need some serious leisure time. It feels like I'm working non stop. You wanna go somewhere with me this summer?
Person B: You can't keep a dollar in your wallet and you want to go vacations with me? Jesus, what a flight risk!
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