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flog-nosticate

Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.

Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.

I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.

I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate

by Marshall tucker April 10, 2022


flogged hole

A Vagina that has been thru at least 20 or more cocks.

Yer man she has a flogged hole like u would not believe.

by yerboi82 June 26, 2018


Hommus flog

Some who lets everyone down all the time

Gee peter is a hommus flog

by G.d.a February 3, 2018


Flogged Out

Feeling tired or exhausted. Often used when describing the result of a hangover or come-down, or strenuous activity resulting in soreness or exhaustion.

I'm so flogged out after last night. I didn't get home until 7am.

by cozzie49 April 10, 2016


Flogging the Donkey

Winning at Poker. Specifically, placing in the money in poker tournaments where the competitors are collectively called "donkeys".

Girl: So what do you do?
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.

by SupaSmallBalls III August 16, 2011

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flogging the dolphin.

expression used to discribe masterbationary terms in a more polite term. useage mostly in canada, and other polite countries. not often used in the united states.

"ahh, i love flogging the dolphin"

by ejes November 2, 2003

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Cock Flogging

To slap a girl across the face or ass with your cock until she responds.

I was cock flogging that girl hard across the face with my dick until she opened up her mouth to me.
I saw this crazy guy cock flogging the hell out of his girls ass until she had sex with him

by CockFlogger June 23, 2009

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