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On September 6th, all felines are celebrated! Go ahead and adopt a cat on September 6th!
“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣
“Floof-brained” is a playful term that combines “floof” a slang term for something soft and fluffy, often used to describe animals with fluffy fur and “brained” to describe a state where someone’s mind feels light and empty, like fluff. This can happen when an intelligent person numbs their brain with substances, leading to a feeling of mental emptiness. Brain goes into "power saving mode" and the mind feels light, quiet and worry free.
It’s a humorous way to describe someone who is temporarily not thinking clearly or is mentally foggy. Does that make sense?
"I can't make any decisions right now, I'm too floof-brained"
The act of arranging and readjusting artificial holiday related greenery to appear fuller, fluffier, and more aesthetically appealing and photogenic.
We had to finish floofing the tree before we could decorate it.
When an animal farts it's called a floof. Because they don't have actual farts so it's a floof.