The act of donkey punching someone so hard they shit on your penis therefore ruining tour boner
Jimmy donkey punched jenny so hard he got a floppy tortilla
Kinda like tennis, kinda like throwing bike tyres around with broomsticks -
Floppy Barrow can be played as a casual (Hacky-Like) game or a competetive (Court-like) Game.
Who's up for a game of floppy barrow?
Floppy choad means being dumb or uncoordinated.
Woah! did you see that kid try to catch that ball? He is such a floppy choad.
The name given to someone who gets a Friends With Benefits, but upon trying to copulate fails to get an erection
Tom: Hey did you hear about that Mr Floppy?
Christopher: Oh yeah that was pretty funny
Tom: One hour and couldn't get a boner, had to get a floppy handy
Christopher: AHAHAHAHAHA
After a man cums inside the woman's vagina but continues to have sex he has a floppy sloppy.
That pussy was so good I had to keep going with a floppy sloppy.
The act of ejaculating with a fully flaccid wang
Man, I had to bang this chick for a favor but she was an uggo so I had to bust a floppy nut and dip
Tits that are floppy/ deflated. They are often small with a sharp drop then a little flop.
They may sometimes be so floppy that the nipple wraps around the flop
“Hey bro did you check out Emily’s floppy tits?”
“Yeah, I would not give them floppy tits a suck”