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n. A form of female underwear so narrow as to effectively remove deposits from within surrounding crevices. Similar to dental floss as used in the act of orthodontic hygiene.
Let me axe you a keschun My nigga. Is dat hoe packin' butt floss or she be Going Commando?
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When you spread your butt cheeks wide open while in the shower to let the water run down your ass crack and wash out any chunks of shit that may have accumulated throughout the day.
My dingleberries were so thick I had to go home and aqua floss.
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1. When a girl uses a man's limp penis stretched out or erected penis to rub her clitoris, vagina, and asshole as a way of ridding any foreign objects in the surrounding area.*
* Most commonly used for foreplay as a means of teasing a man before insertion or other means of sexual gratification.
Generic Person: "Hey! What's up Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin' Man? What did you do last night?"
Dildo Dan: " I hooked up with this chic and I thought she was going to do something crazy until she used my D as her Penis Floss to get rid of her dingle-berries and rub the white heads off of her genital warts.
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Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.
23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I'm flossing my comb
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To take someone's pillow case, turn it inside out, then continue to floss your unclean ass with it. Then turn the case back to normal and return. Then the user must smell your shit unknowingly. Normally this action is done in revenge and doesn't have to be done with a pillow necessarily. T-shirts, blankets, towels, etc are also game. happy flossing
Me: Last night i was butt flossing my room mate, keaton's, pillow.
Jeremy: Why did you do that?
Me: He drank the last of the milk.
Jeremy: Understandable.
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the act of giving someone a particularly aggressive wedgy which causes ones pants to make a sharp asscent into the anal ridge, piercing the rectum with alarming speed yet a certain air of grace, and causing a large amount of pain.
adriano was anal flossing cara, who responded by screaming in pain :-(((
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This type of curse is typically used as an exclamation expressing pain.
When your tongue suddenly burned from sipping a hot coffee. You'll exclaim "Vagina Floss!"
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