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Verb, noun;
To follow someone you hate on social media and sneerily derive pleasure from their perceived failures. Derived from German 'schadenfreude' - the derivation of pleasure from the misfortune of others.
Ned: 'Weird. Anne from work followed me on Insta, but I know she has it out for me.'
Ed: 'Sounds like a schaden follow, bud. You should block her.'
A Follower Whore is someone who is constantly excepting followers and not following anyone back
Gosh darn Amira is such a follower Whore
When someone unfollows a lot of people on social media. Occurs most often after high school, when someone forgets about a majority of their high school friends and meets new college friends. Usually done by popular girls.
Josh: "Hey Zach, Morgan unfollowed me on Instagram."
Zach: "Why? You two were really good friends."
Josh: "I think she is doing a follower dump on her socials. She just went to college."
Just like stalking, but better, because then you don’t have the negative stigma around stalking
“Expressive following ins my specialty”
a term used to describe a woman with a fat ass
“yoh, she’s being followed. there’s at least 4 disciples behind her”
When you follow someone online without clicking subscribe, like, follow, etc.
I keep up with a lot of people online, but they don't know because I shadow follow them.