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Neck Worthy

When something is so cringey that you think that hanging (necking) yourself is the only solution to relieve yourself of this pain.

Bertram: Did you see this Pokemon Go themed Harambe tribute music video?
Rupert: I did, truely neck worthy, smh.

by Illutundran Conundrum September 03, 2016


Spoodge Worthy

To be "spoodge worthy" is to meet the standards (individually, based on personal preferences) to which an ejaculation could, and most likely would, take place.

Your mom is hot and definitely spoodge worthy.

by MissMisunderstoodKansas August 02, 2015


Pipe Worthy

Being good enough for one to have sex with.

Susie: What do you think of Bobby?

Allie: Oh, Bobby? He's okay...not pipe worthy though.

by pipe_worthy8989 April 01, 2011


Fling-Worthy

A person who is attractive, and worth it to screw, at least one time, if not many. This person may not be your type, or you may be committed to someone else, but you consider them worth having at least once.

Would you go out with me?; No, but you're Fling-Worthy!

by DJ DJizzle December 30, 2010


Wank Worthy

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.

*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!

by Certified_Swxsh May 25, 2022


Jo worthy

An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.

It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.

When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.

Example 1:

Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.

Example 2:

Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!

by The Milk Man Jr. November 13, 2010


Phone Worthy

A hookup that is good looking enough to be the background of your phone without catching shit from your friends.

It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime

1:
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY

2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY

by Eta Bro December 08, 2010