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a funny riddle someone says to another person or group of people. Usually funny if its a good joke. Used to entertain someone. Sometimes the people telling the joke are trying to impress the person who there telling it to. Some people dont take jokes the right way, and either not think its funny, or get mad at the person telling the joke because it may be a joke about a family/personal matter. amusing story/phrase with a punch.
whats the difference between a redneck getting divorced and a tornado? someones gunna lose a tractor! (funny joke)
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! (not funny joke)
As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!
Bob: wanna hear a joke?
Steve: sure.
Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?
(Silence)
To get to the other slide!!
Steve: nice! Let hear another.
Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
(Silence)
I look Gouda
Steve: lol
No really, that was it. Right up there.
That's the joke. That joke was right there. That was it.
n. An alcoholic beverage that consists of Jack Daniels and coke.
I love jokes. They're extremely tasty.
True or stating that said statement is "Not a Joke"
Example 1: I got a Girl and a Job! NO JOKE!!!
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly
Used to describe an extrememly funny occurance. Often used in reference to an inside joke between two people. May be used in groups as well.
"Jokes, Luca, Jokes!"
"HAHA, mad jokes!"
"Two cokes and some jokes."