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Callum is the foulest of all beasts and he looks like a foul beast and his mating call sounds like Minecraft sounds. He has teeth like a rabbit 🐇 and kills you with his looks and has every disease ever recorded
The foul beast killed a man
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It's when you give fellatio to a chicken...
david: "cough, cough, cough*" (while making his dinner)
vanessa: "you alright there dave..?"
david: "yeah, just giving fellatio to a chicken"
vanessa: "oh, umm.. are you telling me your pecking at his pecker?
david: "yep, i'm deep throating the cock's cock!"
vanessa: "guess you would call that...foul play"
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An unfortunate occurrence during ass wiping where a finger pokes through the paper, and touches poop.
A mud foul is typically the result of hurried wiping and/or cheap toilet paper.
Due to direct contact, the malodor will linger on the affected area despite repeated washings.
I had to pull over to shit at the gas station, and committed a serious mud foul when my finger poked through that cheap-ass toilet paper. My finger stank for days.
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The act of having sex with a girl that has a foul odor between her legs, and only able to get the tip of a males penis in her before gagging.
I was going to bang that chick from the club last night but I only foul tipped her, she stunk so bad.
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Finding out said person is a post operative transexual after oral sex
I rounded third base only to cry foul ball
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The state of words containing excessive amounts of vowels. Common in British spellings i.e. Colour
Floccinaucinihilipilification commits a serious Vowel Foul.
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When a man inserts one of his testicles into a girls butthole while having intercourse.
I totally have my girlfriend a foul ball last night, and she loved it!
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