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Part of Western Germany circa 1940's
Want to go to France? I hear it only takes a month or two if we go through the Ardenne Forest in Panzers - Scheifflen
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The country that started the Post-it Art craze.
Aka. France, a country in Western Europe that used to be the center of power and culture, but recently lost all that due to the enormous amount of time it spends trying to maneuver through its own ridiculously complex and incompetent government, arguing with itself and the United States, and chasing anything with a skirt higher than knee-length. Between all that it has had no time to do anything actually useful for anybody for the past half century. So instead it contents itself with preserving what culture it used to have through government funded programs.
Its food doesn't really live up to reputation (but the restaurants charge the price for it), the people in the cities are rude and consider running others off the street...oh wait. They're so into themselves they don't notice they run people off the streets. The low wage workers often strike in places that do not affect the government, but do get in the way of ordinary citizens. Their doctors do not call patients back and they do not clean or bath or pick up their dog poo so they are often sick. Their managers have temper tantrums at work (at the places that actually accomplish work). And their public transportation, aside from the metro, is crap.
So they moan that they are not the center of the Earth, but continue to do nothing productive about it. Except make Post-it art.
Girl 1 "Oh isn't France romantic?!?!"
Girl2 "Sure, I love the way that smelly man over there just told me I'm fat and drooled over my ass"
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Natural habitat of the surrender monkey.
France was just one big safari, surrender monkies as far as the eye could see.
Look at that cute surrender monkey smoking and eating cheese!
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a country that eats themselves (peoples nicknames are frogs). and there cowards with dumb accents and has the highest rate of prostitutes in the world in front of Japan and the US. but they still make good wine and cheese but that doesnt count for anything people!!!!!!!
napoleon and the corsicans is coming all frogs runs away...
Germany is coming run away...
the us are coming run away...
French girl: hey pale vu france'?
american guy and girl: hey how bout a three some well pay u?
French girl:k...
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A country that doesn't know how to win a war.
Person 1: Hey man. I haven't been keeping up with the war. Who is winning?
Person 2: Definitely not France, that's for sure.
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A European country generally know as the asshole of the planet. It's dirty, smelly and filled with shit.
Jean-Guy: "Viva La France!"
Mike: "Fuck France you piece of shit!"
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A country that only supported the Americas as a purely political gesture (seeing how they were a monarchy). Had many great military/political leaders until after Napoleon plus various great thinkers (Rousseu, Proudhon) until the 20th century. Got their asses handed to them in war lately in the last 200 years. Has a penchent for riots and unemployment lately also. Great food, great drink, and great history though but irratating accents. However, they do have this irratating habit of screwing over their ideological allies (H.R.E. and more recently U.S./Britain)
France the great super power of the world during the Enlightenment due to tacticile policies but no longer a serious contender for the title of world leader because of that WWII situation (forgetting to fly all but the middle color of their flag against Hitler).
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