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Freshman Fuzz

The pitiful patch of pre-beard whiskers that develop on teenagers who are convinced it makes them look older; what you've seen on nearly every male freshman's chin.

Ron grew out his Freshman Fuzz in an attempt to attract some freshman girls but failed, with only a slightly warmer chin to show for it.

by Nick96 September 19, 2013


Sweaty Freshman

When one has sexual intercourse with the armpit of a passed-out female, such that the jizz dries and looks like deoderant.

Dude, last night I made Jessica a sweaty freshman!

by abjpm2009 July 30, 2009


freshman crush

A boy who's age falls right above the age of consent and just below the drinking age, but is desired by a woman in her mid-to-late twenties

Henry is only 18 years old, but his girlfriend Crystal is 25. She has a freshman crush on him

by JerzNJ April 11, 2013


Freshman Feaster

An upperclassman that goes for freshman.

Hey dude, don’t talk to Payton, he’s a freshman feaster.

Thats their third freshman of the year, what a freshman feaster. 🤦🏻 ♀️

by @Jace_005 on tik tok May 17, 2023


lit freshman

that one well known freshman that parties and gets along with upper classmen and considered to be apart of the fun crowd

“Why is she here... isn’t she a freshman?”
“Yeah, she’s a freshman, but she’s a lit freshman... she’s been to more parties that you.”

by tommystone1 January 7, 2019


Dorman freshman

dorman fresh is home to thousands of student who dont want to be there teacher gets on to you about hats and earbuds and the way you dress and if you speak out in class but when girls do it nothing happens and there is kids dress up like dogs even tho its not halloween and a bush of kids there dont know how to take shower's and today i got my food and it looked uncooked

dorman freshman has the best football team

by 98794732947 October 16, 2021


freshman hubris

Idiotic behavior among college freshmen, usually in the form of egocentric rambling, that would lead us to believe that they know everything, if we didn't know better.

Is that guy STILL talking about the book he's writing on zen buddhism? He's so full of shit!!

Yeah, he's got a bad case of freshman hubris.

by c_papav March 23, 2011