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situational friendship
1)people who you never see outside of a club or place of education
2) a friendship which revolves around a particular interest, which quickly dissolves once you both change interest
e.g.
Typically work colleges, friends of friends or people at a club
also includes that one person who you only spend time with on a night out
Lucy: Grace and I hung out all the time at college, but since graduating we drifted apart
Dennis: It sounds like you two just had a situational friendship
"So it turns out that douche bag best friend was just a situational friendship- he never got in contact since I moved out of town"
Adeela: It's funny how we were was such good friends with people in drama class last year
Grace: But since we drama class left we never seem to talk to them anymore
Lucy: I guess it was just another situational friendship
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When you are friends with someone who you are not technically dating and one person decideds to dump the other, but because you can't dump someone you aren't in fact dating it's friendship dumped.
i.e. "She called me and asked me to leave her earrings and her camera in her car, when we have class in the same building on campus, and clearly would pass each other. And all her text messages lately are one word answers. I think I'm getting friendship dumped because I not ready to be in a relationship."
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an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together
The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.
When you want your friend or friends to pay for you for you being their friend. Social agreement to pay back your friends at a later time.
Jon: Hey you owe me $15 bucks for dinner.
Joe: Cool, add it to the friendship account.
Jon: :|
There are two variations of the Friendship Knot. The "Classical Friendship Knot" or simply "Friendship Knot", which is when two male friends form a lifelong heterosexual partnership by tying each others' penises together in a knot. There is nothing sexual about this ritual. It is a very meaningful event for the 2 friends participating, as it cements their lifelong bond of brotherhood.
The second variation is the "Oxford Friendship Knot" or "Underhand Friendship Knot" . This is a more playful event or experience that happens at clubs and parties, weddings, limousines, airports, etc. This is not a ritual or rite of passage, it is a hedonistic activity in most situations. The "Underhander" is when two males, (typically homosexual although not required or implied in any way) is similar to the Classical, however the penii are replaced by anal prolapses. The two men tie their prolapses anuses and usually colons together into a knot. This demonstration is far less culturally significant than the formal Friendship Knot, however it's popularity is growing rapidly as more and more people are performing it. The public performances have clearly caused a surge in watchers becoming participants soon after witnessing their first Friendship Knot,
Lance: I can't believe we did it, we've successfully gotten this organization off the ground. This calls for something special!!
Danny: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Lance: Bitch you know it.
Danny: *ties our dicks into a Friendship Knot and repeatedly slams it in the car door*
The friend that you do things with that you normally don't do with friends.
Unique Friendship No need to explain how unique our friendship is to others.
The product of two, generally close friends urinating into, or onto, the same object at the same time.
A ritual often performed as a token of the bond between an intimate friendship, this practice may also, if warranted, be separately utilized to relieve undue tension caused by petty disagreements or minute riffs among such persons.
See related keywords: "playing swords", "tummy sticks"
Since he didn't return any of my calls this weekend, I was miffed. But then I found out he was simply unavoidably busy, so we made some friendship lemonade and put the matter behind us.