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The hawtest man out there. Even sexier when he's on a boat in his life jacket with the water misting in his face.
DAUMMMM Alex frm the boat is a hawtyyyyy!!!!
Alex from the boat is cute
A bastard that keeps on sending you random emails about Memrise's deals
*Marco from Memrise*
It's our Hanukkah sale! Get everything 0.1 percent off!
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foxy said dum dum dum dum what it means: dum dum wait fooooorrr mmeeeeeeeeeeee
foxy from fnaf killed me cuz i did not wait for him he has said dum dum dum dum dum dum dum do do do do do do do do
Paul from the UK, moved to California, from the UK, where he became an overnight success and celebrity. Everyone who meets Paul, loves Paul. T-shirts were made saying "Everybody Loves Paul. Paul from the UK." TV Shows, Fan Clubs, Merchandise, an overnight legend ...Paul is the nicest, most jolly, easy going mate you will ever meet. He is a natural funster, and all who meet him, love him. "Paul Appreciation Week" is held the third week of July. Every year.
Did you go to Taco Tuesday at Norms last night?
Of Course! It's Paul Appreciation Week. Duh.
Everybody Loves Paul. Paul from the UK.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it ,
He said with a grin , licking cum off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it !!
Man from Nantucket, history's best dirty limerick
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The cause of preteen pregnancy.
I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.
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When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.
Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?
Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.
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