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FUCK YO BITCH ASS, Urban Dictionary.
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Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)
Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy
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When one has 1 too many tall boy Canadian's
Hey Billy, are you out of beers you fall down fuck in the ass
When you nut so hard that u see jesus christ himslf.
ahhhhhhhhh yeaaa ima bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore as right now
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to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying
i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man
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1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
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1.Something to say when things dont go right (such as in a poker game).
2. A description of feelings or a situation.
3. Sometimes used as an insult.
EXAMPLE:
shit! I needed a king for a straight but all I got was frank's fresh fucked ass.
EXAMPLE:
Man: How you doing
Mann2: I feel like frank's fresh fucked ass thats how im doing.
EXAMPLE:
Dude you look like frank's fresh fucked ass!!
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