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A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, is to smooze and social climb while attending said services.
Did you see Mark working the room at Jane's Wake after the service? What a funeral climber...
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A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.
"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."
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1. Fucking the corpse in the ass while its still in the coffin, while relatives watch
A turkish funeral is a very sad event, Billy is simply saying goodbye in his own way.
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when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.
"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"
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An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.
Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"
Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"
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When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.
I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.
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Slang for £10million or a large amount of GBP/Money.
Stoke have offered a Thatchers funeral for Grant Holt
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