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When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?
The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.
(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out
Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling
A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
Sure, I'd be happy to explain how to buy chicken from a store as a teacher!
1. Determine what type of chicken you need: Before heading to the store, decide what type of chicken you want to buy. Do you need a whole chicken, chicken breasts, chicken legs, or another type of chicken product? This will help you navigate the store more efficiently.
2. Choose a reputable store: Look for a store that sells high-quality chicken products. A good quality store will have fresh chicken that is properly stored and displayed.
3. Examine the chicken: When you find the chicken you want to buy, examine it closely. Check the expiration date to ensure it is still fresh. Look for any signs of discoloration, such as brown spots or an off odor, which are indications of spoilage. Also, examine the packaging to ensure that it is properly sealed and has not been damaged.
4. Choose the right amount: Decide how much chicken you need. If you are buying a whole chicken, consider the size and weight of the bird. If you are buying individual chicken parts, think about how many people you will be serving and how much each person will eat.
5. Consider the price: Look at the price of the chicken to make sure it is within your budget. You may want to compare prices between different stores to find the best deal.
Use your children buying guide to find a suitable wifed
Where a female takes someone's hand/and or hands and puts them on her breast
Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you
Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious
Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.