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towel’s gambit

When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.

Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.

by rockinturtle December 29, 2020


the peepee poopoo gambit

its real

the peepee poopoo gambit is real i swear

by Alinzz August 24, 2023


The Pawn’s Gambit

When a dad moves the last 2 or 3 beers in a 12 (or 24) pack to the front row so that his wife thinks the case is full and he didn’t drink the whole case already. He is the pawn of the house and the gambit is she finds out he drank 10-18 beers.

“Hey man after this game I gotta run to get more beer because I don’t have enough to run the Pawn’s Gambit before my wife gets home”

by Tatu 8157 December 5, 2024


Charles Gambit

When you gambit your Queen for a pawn

Wow Thighnoon used Charles Gambit

by Thighnoon February 11, 2021


Kipas Gambit

Sacrificing your dignity, and integrity in exchange for a moderate amount of money .

Wow, all he had to do to was blatantly lie, defame someone totally innocent, get absolute shit on in front of over a million people, and he got $7000 out of it. Thats a Kipas Gambit if I ever saw one.

by Truthless of Canada March 22, 2021


Gambit

A stupid person, who talks bollocks.

Person 1: I voted Donald Trump because he has a good grasp of Science, Art and considers the well-being of all Mankind!

Person 2: You, Sir, are a fucking gambit.

by Halibut2 April 19, 2019


Gambit

Gambint is a Lithuanian word that defines a person who is usually unliked by others or is made fun of in a friendly way, for doing something stupid or irresponsible

Tu kurva gambitas...

You're such a gambit bro! Haha!

by Ru.Ra. January 19, 2019