Anybody alive with the name Gary is most likely a homosexual, so they typically spend their free time licking the balls of their friends and having sex with their strictly heterosexual coworkers. Gary’s enjoy kissing people’s asses to make life easier for themselves, meanwhile being stressed out the entire time.
Hey, did you hear Gary’s co-worker just died?
a guy that comes over to your house while your dad’s away and fucks your mom
coach steve: oh! like a gary!
jay’s mom: a gary..?
coach steve: yeah! gary used to come over and do push-ups on my mom!
jay’s mom: sounds like gary was having sex with your mother
Gary is a hot, sexy, loving guy. He gets along with almost anyone. You can talk to him about about anything and he completely understands. He likes the girls with big ass booties. And girls who understand him as well as he understands them.
Did you see Gary with that girl Damn he looked good
"Gary" or "Garys" is a slang term used for describing drugs, a word normally used by people who are from the north west of England.
non plural: burnt me last gary before, me heads gaffed
plural: oi lad, got any garys? dyin for a puff.
Emotionless, overly tall blonde guy that is very protective but kind to the ones he cares about
Cold hearted, non caring, and self centered. Often lazy.
You are being very Gary.