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Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023


genesis and kavan

The strongest love between two individuals possible

genesis and kavan type of love

by Git_opotomiss July 21, 2023


Genesis Lowlands

The Berlin-Brandenburg region of Germany, that is a major center for Web3 companies and other high-tech startups in the European Union.

The Genesis Lowlands is shaping the future of Web3

by Oslo Korolev February 25, 2022


Genesis Glen

Genesis Glen is a well-known emo Internet celebrity also referred to as SatanzBrat. She is 5’3 and lightskin with shoulder-legnth black hair and brown eyes and is a little on the heavier side and is referred to as “thick”.She is publicly known for constantly getting into internet drama and being crazy and angry.She has a rep of having sex with a high number or males and displaying her gothic fashion.She dated the Miami soundcloud Rapper ScarFaceJay for a long period of time but split up.Genesis in the past was also recognized for being close friends with the well-known BarbieLori as they both got involved in scandals together and she constantly defended Lori and fought people for her. Genesis is often associated with the band “Forsaken” and is close with the band members and is best friends with the well-known band member Shxelum.She previously attended Felix Varela High but left the school during her sophomore year.

“Genesis Glen randomly cussed me out last night”
Gen is crazy man” #GenesisGlen #SatanzBrat #Miami #Varela

by LocalMiami January 29, 2021


Genesis Glen

Some hoe who gets with everyone and is ugly asf with severe problems. She’s a pathological liar and crazy. Always in drama and jealous of her friend Angelica.

Genesis Glen is asking me to pick her up again but I don’t know her wtf

by BoolinChiko August 16, 2023


Genesis F

She's big and round, she may play a sport but she's cocky about it as if she doesn't do junko poses to her friends and pretending she's a wolf.

Dude you're acting like a real Genesis F rn.. strange

by Superduperamazingthegreatthemo February 15, 2024


How did Genesis know that?

GOoOoOoOoD DAMN! GOD DAMN! HOOOLY SHIT! He clapped him!

Hym "OOOOH SHIT! 'Especially if you're still going to miss!?' OH MAN! That was brutal! That was brutal. If you weren't clearly a plant sent to destroy me I would praise you for that! Holy shit! 'How did Genesis know that?' Oh shit the slavery thing too! Oh, God damn! Retraction: The Jews can enlsave the Jews. That's allowed but they have to let them men go. That was brutal. That whole debate must have looked like that memed scene from Dragonball Z where Goku slaps the shit out of Frieza. That was something. And what's interesting is how Dinesh kept appealing to HOW THE BIBLE IS BEING USED rather than what it actually says. That's Jordan Peterson's entire position actually: I'm using the bible for 'Good,' therefore, I am justified in using it instrumentally and reading my desires for other people's behavior into the book, post hoc. But damn! That was rough."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2024