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When someone hits you on the top of your head with their fist for saying something stupid.
John: Can we eat chicken?
Jasin: no shit. Dude! That's a German (hits John on his head)
John ouch!!:
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1.a shit hole land mass consisting of
women who look like men and men that look like the pimple on my ass.
2.another word for shit.
"Look Tom, I bet that's the biggest German you've seen. All I ate were saurkraut and German(shitty)beer."
"That is one smelly German"
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Beer guzzling car maker, but ugly, hairy, and stink like cabbage. They, along with the Brits voted as the ugliest tourist in the world. Often spot in the Bar got drunk
Person 1: Who's that drunk ugly hairy mofo over there?
Person 2:That must be the Germans
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What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.
Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!
A resident of Holland. Derogatory?
We call Johannes Van Vreek the Swamp German.
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A beautiful and talented actress known for her role in Lucifer as Chloe Decker. She’s a
"transforms straight people into gay people" trap with a sexy jawline.
Person (straight woman ) 1: I think I may have a crush on Lauren German
Person 2 : Aren’t you straight?
Person (now gay) 1: Screw that !
Somebody who turns a blind eye to criminal atrocities comitted by the government. This includes: needless war, lying to the public, stripping civil rights away from the public, ignoring laws held to keep it in check and disrespecting the general populace.
Even when the man on TV spoke of "alternative facts", Jerry didn't argue or speak out because he was a good German.
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