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Young goblin is a person refered to ones youngest best friend
Young goblin is some one who’s best friend is the ace boon coon
Young goblin is a ride or die
Yeah I’m the ace but that there is my young goblin
noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe
Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.
I little goblin that jumps out of random shrubbery and bites your nipples.
Did you see that nipple goblin?
A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.
An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.
This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
I asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the hell is it drenched in goblin cum?
An imaginary entity that can be blamed for any number of random injuries sustained from a night of drinking, for which one can't remember the actual cause.
I have cuts all over my fingers and there's a bottle cap stuck in my knee. Damn beer goblin got me again.
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The person who never has money to smoke weed but need to get high somehow. So when your grinder is left unattended, the person will free-base all the keef left in the catcher in attempts to get high. keef goblins think that they are not doing much damage but that keef culd have been sprinkled on a blunt. fucking assholes.
wur the fuck did my keef go! i had a shitload, fucking keef goblins!