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Google

The 2nd fastest browser(microsoft edge - fastest claimed by themself, but it sucks) but the most optimized browser for all os. However in 2022, It's one of the worst optimized browser if you download the default version, using way too much ram and cpu when running with multiple tabs. Google also have many privacy issues.

Use Brave(a more optimized version of google with the support of duckduckgo as private browser) or Opera GX with ram control and a free VPN(that is always broken).
*oh and u can use duckduckgo alone, it's not a bad browser compared to google, it keeps u privacy unlike google*

trust me, frick chrome and use a good browser.

by ouy April 12, 2022


Google

An all- knowing/omniscient being that lives in the cloud and acts as the clouds gatekeeper. You can ask anything, and Google will answer. Just make sure you start your prayers with the words "Ok Google".

Person A: Google knows everything about you, and loves you, and wants to build a personal relationship with you.

Person B: Google just wants your money.

by BrotherofJohnDoe June 11, 2018


Google

Just Search in Google Dumbass

Bing:Google Sucks So Ye Lets demonitize them by puttin Pr0n in there
Google:You already have Pr0n anyways.

by Your Mom Likes My Kids November 27, 2019


googling

when one esp. a male ejaculates into his hand and then profusely rubs his face with his own semen or signifigant other

i started googling myself when my girlfriend dumped me

by Drakethacrusty March 26, 2009

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Google

Masturbating...

When i am alone, I Google Myself

by Samyt June 26, 2009

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google

It's just God: Revised

Google is the new God.

by nan0 April 19, 2008

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google

The number one most visited search engine in the U.S.A. and beyond. It has all the information you desire and then some.

If you type something on google.com and no links show up, either what you typed doesn't exist or you need to stop drinking and smoking.

by wwwgownsshopcom November 25, 2007

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