ins-troll-gram

The act of disseminating false, misleading or contrived Instagram messages in order to ascertain possible security intrusion or confirm suspected account surveillance.

*Yo! I just scored me some dank gas. *Wanna try it?
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).

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spank-o-gram

a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.

defn by Chris; edited by Tammy

"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!

koksu pięć gram

A polish cow dancing that is popular.

me: have you heard about the polish cow?
friend: yeah
me: do u know the lyrics
friend: Tylko jedno w głowie mam

me: Koksu pięć gram
friend: Odlecieć sam
me: W krainę za zapomnienia
friend: W głowie myśli mam
me: Kiedy skończy się ten stan
friend: Gdy już nie będę sam
me and my friend: Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
Tylko jedno w głowie mam
Koksu pięć gram
Odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
Kiedy skończy się ten stan
Gdy już nie będę sam
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

Gram-Schmidt Method

Possibly the longest, most pointless, drawn out, disconcerting, boring process in all of mathematics. Finding the orthosomething basis for a matrix.

Find the orthonormal basis for A using the Gram-Schmidt Method.

7 gram rocks

Enough to kill two and a half men.

"I was on 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning".

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Ass-o-Gram

receiving less then satisfactory news about a grade or evaluation score after taking a test or evaluation and thinking you did rather well up until you got the grade or score back.

another way of having your ass handed to you.

>hey Rachel, what did you get on our last criminology test?

>I got an 81%....you?

>I got an ass-o-gram..... I only scored 70%

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Strip-O-Gram

Portmanteau of "striptease" and "telegram". A Strip-O-Gram is a form of message delivery in which a man or woman will perform a striptease while singing or dancing. This type of entertainment is popular in many parts of the world. Typically, a Strip-O-Gram is a sexy gift given for a birthday, anniversary or bachelorette party.

At a recent bachelorette party, the Strip-O-Gram, dressed in a fireman's outfit, arrived to rescue the bride-to-be on his chopper and left 15 minutes later when he had put the fire out with his hosepipe..

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