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When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.
I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.
Your classic boyfriend or your hot grandpa or if your lucky both.
Your grandpa grudie is hotttt.
One person that is crazy but u love him anyways. Someone that stands for something. Nice and kind. Wise and funny.
Great grandpa don't eat my cat LOL!!!!
A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.
"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."
Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.
I was late to work today because some Grandpa Driver went 20 in a 45 for five miles.
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a grandfather who severely spoils his grandchildren
Granddaughter: grandpa can you please buy me a new ipad?
Sugar Grandpa: yes of course sweetie