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Grant is just a pretty average guy. He isn't that smart, not that generous or kind, but he's just... average. He's also short... especially down there.
"I got a B on my math test, I sure did pull a Grant"
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What happens when a person has a scary experience with psychedelic drugs and is never the same again.
Wow he is hugging a pillow and hiding in the corner, shit I think he's Granted. He'll never be the same again.
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The most annoying, rude, shrimp dick boys out there. They have awful personalities and are hella ugly. They also think being aggressive is a personality trait
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An intensely homosexual male. Loves the shape of the male penis. Is often found wearing nipple caps and chaps.
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The person that asks a girl to be his girlfriend and when she says no, the next day he asks the girls best friend to be is girlfriend because he is a cheater and an ash hole.
Girl: Grant is an ash hole.
Girls friend: Oh I am his girlfriend sooo...
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granting (verb) other forms: grant, granted,
to completely exaggerate something to the point where everyone just rolls their eyes and pretends to listen. Adds over excessive emphasis to a story to make it sound interesting when it really is just a bore. Usually used in a negative manner. Someone who grants is a very annoying person.
John: i swear the fish was 3 times my size
Jim: stop granting john
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Grant is the human representation of a piece of shit.
Man 1: "Grant is such a faggot. I mean, why does anybody hang out with that failed abortion?
Man 2: "I know right, I hope one day that piece of shit gets raped by a pack of vultures."
Man 1: "I hope one day, that human garbage can contracts aids from all the monkeys and animals he's fucked."
Man 2: "Grant is definitively the human representation of a piece of shit."
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