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Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'
Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.
Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"
"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"
"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
An urban legend by troy that somebody broke into his garden and stole a couple pieces of gravel. Meanwhile, Troy wanted to get a "delicious" milkshake from the kitchen but didn't want to get shot. You're welcome troy
-Operator
Hey Charlie, Gravel Man is behind you.
nyc when it’s hot asf, opposite of brick
gross, humid, everyone sweating, crowded subways, feels like you’re walking through soup
“Not today, way too gravel outside.”
“I hate summer, it’s gravel.”
“It’s gravel today, make sure you take some water.”
A gravel is someone who is american and extremely patriotic. they love guns and trucks and they usually spend most of their time listening to loud music and watching flashing disco lights. gravels also get no bitches, absolutely zero play.
ayo you see that guy over there? he’s such a gravel.
When the dick is so hard and big that it won't fit.
Physiologist : So you had sex last night? describe how that felt. Girl : His dick was gravel.