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1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.
2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.
1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.
2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.
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The act of slapping a females ass with a ping pong paddle slathered in butter.
I butter gumped that big ass.
I would like to be butter gumping her later!
The best movie ever made. It stars TOm Hanks as Forrest Gump, a man with a 75 point IQ who although isn't smart, is amazing and achieved much more than you probably will in you entire lifetime. No offense! Also, If Forrest Gump was a real person and could speak faste/dress better, he could most likely be the president we've ever had.
I seriously think you should watch the movie!!!
Forrest Gump is the best movie I have ever seen. I must buy it ASAP and watch it all the time, and possibly quote it in front of ppl who know where the quote is from but havent seen the movie so they cant laugh and only be bitter that they dont get it.
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Home where people from all different backgrounds come together and great things result. Just like in the film "Forrest Gump". This was the official name of the home located at 52 Maple Street in Bangor, Maine. 67 different women had their dreams come true at this location. It will forever be known in Bangor as home to the "Crew".
Mandy: I had a fantastic time with this awesome guy last night. We had sex all night long!
Angie: Really, does he live here in Dexter?
Mandy: No, he lives in the Gump House!
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Danielle: That was an awesome party last night at the Gump House. I had sex with all 4 of them!
Jessica: Must be nice, I'm stuck here in Old town ever since I shit on Jason during sex at the Gump House.
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A man with a low IQ and a big heart.
You: Sarah Palin was really smart.
Me: Forrest gump is both smarter and more charismatic than the entire Palin family.
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Your buddy’s taking a shit. You have to shit real bad, but there’s no other toilet. You sit on your buddy’s lap, face-to-face and shit through the gap between the toilet and dick
Brandon: “Ay yo Daniel, the toilets busted upstairs! Let me get in there and BUBBA GUMP!”
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