Area in wolverhampton has a fair bit of gang crime mainly from the UDC (demoltion crew) Heath town mainly has coucil flats and around 15 high rise flats ranging from 4-22stories high it also has a hospital and asmall shops a cinima and plaenty of fast food restaraunts nearby.
Heath town kid: Yo blud lets go up reans and start a fight
Lachie heath sometimes referred to as heathy is looked up to be a god in some religions and is a sex magnet, if a chick meets him they are instantly attached and want to bang. he has a huge penis and is a very good looking person.
dammmm heathy is my daddy
oh my god my pants are inflated
i think im wet fam
Lachie heath is amazing
i feel like lachie heath
A famous actor whose death was recently celebrated and is now a national holiday.
"Omg! It's Heath Ledger, day. I can't wait to burn copies of Brokeback Mountain. Batman wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for him. I'm so happy he died."
amazing super hero that despite the name, is actually a female
"wow Heath Man, You're amazing!"
"Man isn't used in the literal sense, 'he' is actually a 'she'."
When a couple decides to name their kid heath and then put him up for adoption.
Theo “who the fuck names their kid heath?!”
Herbs “nobody, he was probably the victim of a heath and run!”
Theo “haha, fuck heath!”
It’s like a queef but from a Heath.... and feom the back bottom not the front.
Your caught out front queefing but a little poo comes out. Instead of going home when requested by your boss you stand firm and work in shit covered shorts.
Sorry I’m late today boss.... traffic was bad and you too would have no option but To Heath Yourself
A shithole town in the middle of Birmingham where nothing happens and everyone is inbred . The number one landmark in Cradely Heath is the Big Tesco
“Cradley Heath is a fucking shithole !!”