a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window
guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right
A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"
*OR*
"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
Using the word "Hermit" as a verb. Hermit being the status given to oneself or another for staying home in solitude without regard for society or social conforms.
"I'm about to go into a long bout of hermitity"
A hermit nerd prefers to work alone, being to social is exhausting, and thrives on independent projects. Enjoys reading, doing research, and mentally stimulated by others intellect.
The research associate is the perfect job for a hermit nerd he loves to work alone and prefers soltitude.
The Definition of a cunt
Man, Boris The Hermit is an actual cunt.
Large bubble of puss that forms over the anus blocking waste from exiting.
timmy quit being such a arse hermit .