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A condition in which a person among your close group of friends knows almost every person in your area and is unable to have a night out or other occasion without bumping into a person who greets them and nobody else in your group. It's known as herpes due to the fact that like herpes, you may tend to forget someone has it, but during social events are somehow constantly reminded.
Sam: Who's Caleb talking to?
Alice: I don't know. I've never seen them before...
Sam: I swear, Caleb totally has Social Herpes.
Spy-ware, worms, or viruses contracted through computer use. Coined by Elgar in the Mid-2000's.
Man, my computer has cyber herpes!
Sores and bruises one gets on their thumbs and fingers from too much typing on Grindr and other location-based applications designed for gay men to hook up.
Dude, I have Grindr herpes on my thumbs and I didn't even get laid.
when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes
Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!
1. literally meaning "herpes on the hands"
2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.
Catherine: "ew...she's gross"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"
Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"
1: A way of saying that something is/sounds stupid. 2: A mean thing to call retarded people.
1: Ya that'll work herp a derp.
2: Haha, look at the herp a derp's helmet.
is a unique sexually transmitted infection (STI). This type of herpes can only be contracted through a female donkey show performer whom has herpes.
Dude! Jayme contracted Mexican herpes after he fucked that donkey show performer.