a mental illness causing people to hold their peena on tiktok and talk in an unironic southern accent
heterosexual means straight
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"
Ex: I’m in love with you Marcus, that’s why I’m heterosexual
Ex: I’m in love with you Marcus, that’s why I’m heterosexual
Someone who is only attracted to members of the opposite sex.
one who has the sexuality of strait and can be classified as a homeslice
Howdy my heterosexual homeslice
a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."