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The happy smiling face a seasoned hitchhiker wears while thumbing a ride.
Did you see that dirty hippy get that ride in only 5 minutes, he had resting hitch face.
When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.
Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.
When a gentleman of a certain age tries to hit a golf ball but their swing gets stuck at the top and it takes considerable time from the backswing to actually strike the ball.
Man BT really has the Ol Hitch-Shot in his game. It took him like five minutes to even hit the ball. I thought that either his shoulder froze, he had to fart, or he was having a senior moment.
When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass
Or
When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)
This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!
When the underwear is pulled up the crotch (vagina wedgie)
“Stop you’re giving me a front hitch”