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A game between two men played over 3 20-minute periods. To score a goal, a man must eject his semen into the other man's anus. The winner is the man with the most goals at the end of the game. A lot of strategy is used as it could take a long time for a competitor to reload a "shot".
Paulo won the anal hockey game 2-1 against mike, since he was unable to get a second shot on goal.
Another term for the sport of bandy.
In Russia, bandy is often reffered to as Russian hockey.
long hair pushed to the back unlike a mullet where the hair is shorter on the top shaved on the sides long in the back
look at his hockey flow
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A drinking game in which participants have a can (or bottle) of beer in front of them and each take turns spinning a quarter. Whoever spins the quarter calls out the name of one of the players, everyone except for the person who's name has been called covers their beer with no more than 2 fingers. The chosen person then attempts to flick the quarter and hit an opponents beer. If the beer is hit, everyone takes their beer off the table (suds off the table) and the person who hit the beer spins the quarter, during the duration of spin the person whos beer was hit must chug their beer (during this any player can attempt to keep the quarter spinning). If the drinker finishes his/her beer whilst the quarter is spinning they can inact "instant revenge" by slaming their empty beer can on the quarter. Whoever last touched the quarter must drink in the same quarter spinning fashion.
If one hits more than one beer in one flick, they are then "on fire". When one is on fire they can hit the quarter whenever they please even if their name isnt called. This continues until the on fire person misses a shot.
Some rules-
1. You have only 3 tries to get the quarter spinning on your turn, if you fail to do this your beer goes in the penalty box (center of the table) for one turn, during that turn you cannot block your beer.
2. In order to successfully inact Instant Revenge your beer MUST be empty (anoyone can challenge the emptyness by test shaking the can) and MUST land on top of the qurter trapping it underneath the recently killed beer.
3. You may not block your beer before a name is called, or you brew will be put in the penalty box.
4. No touching or moving your beer during active play. Penalty- One drink or penalty box
5. If you do not take your suds off the table when a beer is hit you must take a drink.
6. If you spill your beer for whatever reason you must "Zamboni" the spilled drink, which is placing your mouth to the table and sucking it all up.
7. Get wasted
Hey ladies, wanna play some beer hockey?
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A round muscular butt associated with athletes like hockey players, football players, Olympic weightlifters and sprinters. Easy on the eyes and a pleasure to pet.
His hockey butt always drew whispers and adoring gazes when he entered or left a room.
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A hockey whore is a girl who sleeps with as many hockey players as possible, often spreading crotch critters throughout the team. This is not a "puck bunny" who actually dates the players before screwing them or a "hockey bunny" who is a girl who actually knows something about the game and rarely has a sexual relationship with a player.
Watch out for Tina, she's a hockey whore.
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This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!
Sara wanted to do it, but she was a complete scrump so I screwed her hockey style
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